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Monday, April 11, 2011

It's Report Card Day!

And it belongs on this blog.

Shortly before school got out today I received two text messages in rapid succession.

Getting it out of the way early to give me time before they got home.

Littlest: 3 A 3 B and 1 F

Middlest: I have a C in German and a B in Math. These are the two classes she has been systematically screwing up in for the last 4 years. Notice the absence of the other 5 classes. 6 weeks before graduation.

Littlest is forgiven because she switched schools and the new class was ahead in Geometry and she was already struggling with it. It can be fixed.

However she is Grounded for saying she was hanging out with friends without details and then leaving her phone in a car where I could not contact her with the 5 text messages and 19 phone calls I made before she got home 20 minutes late.

Mid ? Well if you don't hear from me just send a defibrillator.

A caterpillar was just crawling across my shoulder. Seriously.

2 comments:

  1. sanford and son!!! awesome.

    my kids periodically give me "the big one" too. not report cards yet though... . currently i'd like to give gigi the big one as she WILL NOT STOP WOOFING and the neighbor's shed. yes. shed. the wind blew the door open and i think she is convinced something is in there. WILL NOT STOP. in or outside. thinking of sending her out to bug the neighbors again rather than me.

    oi.

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  2. How I admire and appreciate the honesty with your life details.

    Some people pretend everything is always wonderful...

    you tell us the truth.

    And it makes me respect and admire how you don't have a bone of "can't let them see the chinks" in you.

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